Somewhere Between the Mashed Potatoes and Strawberries!

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What do you mean Mashed Potatoes and Strawberries don’t go together? Have you ever tried dipping those sweet, delicious strawberries into the creamy, buttery mashed potatoes? No? Neither have I and I doubt I ever will for I can just imagine the taste. YUK!!!

Although the title of this post may make you think I’m going to write about food, you would be mistaken. It’s more like things that don’t seem to go together but as time goes on, they do. You’ll see.
This brings me back to a previous blog post “Changes in Lattitudes, Changes in Attitudes” https://bit.ly/2ZOaY0G where I referenced the opposite traits of the Cheetah and the Sloth. If you haven’t read that post, you should, but if not, it’s OK.

When living with someone who is structured, business minded, intelligent, organized, etc . . . and the other individual is ME, well how could anything go wrong? Throw in 2 different types of Dementia as well as other medical issues, that’s when things get interesting.

Let me explain so you can see the full picture . . .


Maureen wakes up at the crack of dawn, has her Chai Tea, heads into the office and starts working. I, on the other hand, have no idea what dawn looks like (other than the dish-washing liquid) and I will usually wake up long after dawn has turned into mid-morning. I go into the office, barely awake she tells me good morning and then immediately heads straight into telling me her, my, our schedules for the day. I usually have no idea what she is talking about for I don’t remember things from one day to the next, but if she says it’s on the calendar I just nod my head and then head to the kitchen to pour myself a cup of the the Morning Nectar of the Gods, otherwise known as COFFEE, which she had already prepared for me when she got up. All I have to do is flip the switch and that delicious aroma fills the kitchen.

I then sit down on the sofa, open up the Calendar on my phone and try to make sense of what I see on the calendar and try to remember all she said a few moments ago and appreciate all that she does for me. Since COVID-19 as well as some progression of my Alzheimer’s, I would not be able to run my own life as structured as she lays it out for me. She keeps my calendar organized, my medicines organized, my appointments organized, and so much more, all while running her own business. How she does it, I have no idea, but I am so very, very grateful.

So, what does this have to do with Mashed Potatoes and Strawberries? You’ll see.

I remember back in the early 70’s when my sweet, little niece would demand that I sit and watch Sesame Street with her every morning while she ignored her own breakfast and ate mine. Although it drove me crazy sometimes, I look back and I cherish those memories and wish I was back in the 70’s to relive those moments.
Anyway, during one of the teaching moments, Sesame Street characters used to sing a song, “Which one of these things is not like the others”? or something like that.

I bring this up because that’s the way some of the morning conversations Maureen and I have during “MY” first thing in the morning.
Now granted, she has already been up for several hours and her brain is moving at full capacity. Depending upon how I wake up (foggy, dizzy, sleep deprived, etc…) she will start out as she usually does on one topic but then goes right into the next one. The problem is, I’m still trying to digest what she WAS talking about as she is already into topic #2.
I need to say, she is doing nothing wrong. I have asked her from the beginning of our relationship to NOT treat me as if I have Alzheimer’s and she does that very well. When she switches topics. and goes straight into the other one without missing a beat, she doesn’t do it to be cruel, it’s just the way her mind works and because of my requests to not give me any special treatment.

I’m not sure my mind ever worked like that so in a way, I become quite fascinated as to how she keeps things straight. Any way, after she changes the topic, it takes me a little bit to realize that not only did she stop talking about one thing and switched to another, she is already half-way through topic #2. She sees the look on my face, realizes she has lost me and she says, “where did I lose you?” I reply,”somewhere between the mashed potato’s and Strawberries!) That’s my way of saying, “my brain was filling up with information (mashed potatoes) and all of a sudden, in comes another completely different topic (she mixed in the strawberries) that has nothing to do with the topic she was just talking about and it all mixes together into one big lump of instant brain fog. Then here comes the Sesame Street song in my head (Which one of these things is not like the other“?)

“Yes you did but I don’t know where” which is why I started saying, “it was somewhere between the mashed potatoes and the strawberries.” Although they are completely different I’m not really sure how I came up with that.
Welcome into my head.

Other than they both come from the ground, they have never appeared on any menu as any entree’ or on any plate I have ever been served. All I knew it was the first thing that popped into my head that gives an example of two things that were opposite. Plus it always gets a laugh.

I don't know where" which is why I started saying, "it was somewhere between the mashed potatoes and the strawberries." Although they are completely different I'm not really sure how I came up with that.
Welcome into my head.

Maureen and I learn things about each other, sometimes daily. It helps us both to understand the other one better. Will it stop her from giving me my morning briefing? No because I have come to look forward to it. Will it change the way she delivers it to me? Maybe . . . Maybe Not. It depends upon whether or not she remembers. If not, Strawberries and Mashed Potatoes will fly!

I guess what I’m trying to say is, there is a difference between “KNOWING of” someone with a Dementia-Related Illness and “Living 24/7 WITH someone with a Dementia-Related Illness. I know there are experts, or who claim they are experts when it comes to knowing all there is to know about Individuals with Dementia and some do a very good job of explaining things, but, in my humble opinion, if you want to know from the experts, talk to either a Care Partner / Life Partner or go straight to the horse’s mouth and talk with someone who is “LIVING WITH a Dementia-Related Illness.

Either way, be prepared to be served some Mashed Potatoes and Strawberries because if you have met ONE person with a Dementia-Related Illness or One Care Partner, you have only met ONE person!

6 thoughts on “Somewhere Between the Mashed Potatoes and Strawberries!

  1. What a great way to describe that feeling of not being able to pick up on switches in conversation. I too experience this, but generally only try to explain it to people in terms of trying to hold a conversation where more than two people are involved. Those slight shifts when person A says something, and then person B adds to it by saying something that makes no sense to me at all and leaves me thinking,”:What has that got to do with what person A was saying?????” – Whilst in the meantime I have completely lost any sense of what any of us is talking about.

    Your description was oh so much clearer than mine! Haha, but at least one of us knows what I am trying to say.

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  2. Great piece as always, Brian! You are indeed the expert of living with dementia 24/7!!! With your insights you are continuing to guide others to better appreciate the changes and yet remains the same for someone who is skillfully living with Alzheimers. It is a wonderful thing that you and Maureen have found a rhythm for each day that works for you both. Your ability to recognize your own changes and where the differences are, seems to be both a gift, and at times a puzzle or challenge. Those topic switches… wonder how a bridge between would feel? A pause or double-check to make sure my partner in the conversation is still on board… Or have they noticed something by the roadside that caught their eye and their brain… Just wondering if there is a potential to change the strawberry and mashed potatoes to strawberries and whipped cream… then we could talk about the mashed potatoes and gravy… or was that grape juice?

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